A MasterChef season 3 promo clip with yours truly--season premiere less than a week away

*Update - Video has been taken down. :(My bro-in-law posted this on my Facebook today. You would think I'm completely used to hearing myself on the small screen by now, but no, I am still horrified at the sound of my voice. This clip is funny, though, since it's got all these dramatic camera angles and music. So crazy how editing can affect the consumer experience; it reinforces the importance of editing my own creative writing. (Ah, you like how I tied together the two passions of my life, food and literature?)The third and most epic season yet of "MasterChef" premieres Monday and Tuesday, June 4 and 5, at 9/8 PM CDT on FOX. A witch, a pissing horse, a lollipop-sucking monkey--hot stuff...how can you resist?